aaron - 01/28/2004

I am currently a very miserable human being.

During the day, I roll out of bed after only three hours of sleep, then drive all the way across Pittsburgh to continue my seven year mission to utterly fail out of college. I attend the local Community College, which is the intellectual equivalent of being repeated stabbed in the groin. Once my longing for death has been pushed to the maximum, I come home and sit on my broken, splintery furniture and hate my life while I wait for nightfall.

During the night, I slave full time for a pittance at a local pizza shop, despite my fervent vow to never return to food service. Since I don't speak Turkish, I am completely left out of all socialization between the employees. I come home, my every pore seeping a potent, permanent hoagie odor. After a futile shower, I fall asleep, and the cycle begins anew.

Norah goes to class for 40 minutes a day, comes home, and eats ice cream while watching music videos. She sleeps for approximately 14 hours a day.